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Bigfoot – Guest Review by Not Now I’m Drinking a Beer and Watching a Movie

BIGFOOT

First off, Happy New Year’s, y’all!!  My hiatus is pretty much over and I’ve almost recovered from the Alabama Death Plague so yay!  Hope you all had a fabulous NYE – 2013 is going to be majorly kickawesome!!  And to start it off, we have a fabulous guest review by Not Now I’m Drinking a Beer and Watching a Movie.  Don’t know if you all have checked out Tim’s site yet but seriously look at that name.  That’s like my freaking tagline right there.  I’m kinda jealous I didn’t think of that first actually.  😉  Anyway, Tim has all sorts of cool action happening on his site so swing by and check him out!  And thank you, Tim, for taking on Bigfoot!!

Billed as starring “70s cultural icons” Danny Bonaduce and Barry Williams, two dudes I wouldn’t recognise, Bigfoot is a slice of B-movie heaven that veers from the inspired to woeful.

I'm assuming this are the icons, no?

I’m assuming these are the icons, no?

The film opens with a prologue that is probably its coolest moment. An awesome food chain inspired sequence that sees a frog eat an insect, a fish eat that frog, a bear eat that fish, a man shoot that bear, then finally the bigfoot eat the man. As the film gets going, I recognise one of the aforementioned icons (I think Williams) to be obviously a former star of The Brady Bunch (here he comes complete with a harem of young environmentalist women). The story, not that is important, takes place in Deadwood, South Dakota as preparations for a throwback 80s music festival see trees being chopped down to make way for the stage, leading to one exceptionally pissed off Bigfoot who starts throwing down. Clashing over the environmental aspects of this tale are two former bandmates, one now a greenie, the other the organiser of the festival (and terrible radio jockey). This story goes on and on, so much so that you will be chanting “We want more Bigfoot” like I was before too long. Thankfully the filmmakers oblige with a bigfoot laden last half hour.

Thank you Google Images for THIS - awesomesauce!!

Thank you Google Images for THIS – awesomesauce!!

What is important of course is the frickin Bigfoot. Initially I was quite impressed with the special effects that show this huge beast. But then I opened my eyes a little and realised that they are rather atrocious. They seem to get increasingly bad as the film wears on. Like the filmmakers blew their budget on the first couple. Some of the ones toward the end of the film are actually clearly unfinished effects shots. Whilst the rest of them, except for the first couple, look like Playstation 1 level computer graphics copy and pasted onto your screen.

Depending on your point of view Bigfoot is either so bad it’s good, or just so bad. I tend to think it is the former. It sort of has to be watched for the simple awesomeness of its murderous Bigfoot. Not to mention its hippy ex-Brady Buncher vs failed 80s rock star capitalist storyline. Throw in a legitimately nonsensical script and some comically bad, in the best B movie kind of the way, acting and you have some B monster fantasticness.

OMG, I just totally fell in love with that trailer…Thanks again to Tim from Not Now I’m Drinking a Beer and Watching a Movie!

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