When last we left our hapless…um…heroes, there was a whole lot of nothing going on – nothing that included masturbation, ants, and masturbation. So let’s pick up where we left off. Ready, y’all?
- Weird cupcake guy is hitting on the girl sunbathing in the woods. Because that makes sense, sunbathing in the woods…
- “Um…I don’t exactly know my lines…so I will stammer my way through this scientific explanation of how ants are living legos…”
- Now they’re just seeing how many times they can use “ant” in a phrase in one sentence. *sighs*
- Did I miss something? Suddenly several people have been killed by the ants. When did that happen?
- Yay! A detective! Detectives always equal good fun!
- “The word ‘dick’ was spraypainted on your car. I suspect whoever did it knew you.” HA!
- This guy has to be so incredibly stoned. Only stoned people talk like this – completely circular.
- Um..fake toy ant coming out of a fake cock…I agree dude, “Why god, why??”
- “If I can’t have a girlfriend, none of you can either!” This movie was written by stoned 12 year olds, no doubt.
- I don’t even know how to describe what’s happening now, I really don’t. I just…what? Sex with (WITH not IN) a car, bloody vayjayjay and apparently you can lock people into their cars these days by propping a stick up outside the door. WHY AM I WATCHING THIS????
- Not a single woman in this movie wears clothes. They only wear bikinis. With sneakers. I really really dislike this movie.
- This girl is wearing clothes!!! Actual clothing!!!
- Brain water, y’all, brain water.
- Yeah, I always shower in my underwear too.
- I am SO going to laugh when masturbating guy falls through that glass table. Oh wait, he’s not masturbating, he appears to actually be having sex with an open window.
- They’re ANTS people. STEP ON THEM.
And I quit. This movie is quite possibly the stupidest movie I have ever seen (and I don’t use the term “stupid” lightly). Goodbye, Antfarm Dickhole, may you rot in the deepest depths of Hades. I am SO watching a good movie next!