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Bikini Bandits Experience (NSFW – SO NSFW, NSF Anything Really)

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Okay, guys – here we go!  I have NO idea how I’ve never come across Bikini Bandits Experience before or even this group because there are MORE MOVIES.  I also have no idea how to describe this exactly.  Whilst watching, I kept pondering how to go about describing the experience…so I think I’m going to try things this way.

There's this...

There’s this…

There's a couple of visits to Amish country...

There’s a couple of visits to Amish country…

Corey Feldman, y'all, Corey Feldman...

Corey Feldman, y’all, Corey Feldman…

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We got Satan, folks!

OH!  OH!!  Almost forgot this guy!

OH! OH!! Almost forgot this guy!

And can't forget these two because yeah, this happened.

And can’t forget these two because yeah, this happened.

So what else?  Well, here’s a handy list:

  • Dwarf
  • Penis Laser
  • Amish Porn
  • Devirginizing the Virgin Mary
  • Corey Feldman dancing
  • Spanking
  • Bondage Gear

The only thing this movie is lacking is Japanese schoolgirls, no lie.

So yeah, you’re welcome.  😉

 

 

 

 

 

 

So What’s Been Going On?

So when I have time to breathe, I have a review of Bikini Bandits and Sand Sharks headed your way.  Mike from Mike’s Film Talk also smacked me upside the head with some sort of tag (and it hurt, I might add, so thanks Mike :-p) and I’ve also gotten a nomination for the Versatile Blogger Award from Aurora over at Once Upon a Screen.  Whew.  Plus I am trying to make it to a wicked cool thing on Saturday that would be like my dream come true…oh so much excitement!!!  So posts shall come as quickly as I’m able to get them done.  I’ve just been in the process of moving, unpacking and entering the dating scene again (oy, wish me luck ;)).

Also will be catching up on as many of you guys stuff as possible tomorrow in between work and movie  night with the gang.  Until then……