About CinemaSchminema

Why CinemaSchminema?  Because I really would rather be watching this.

I love movies, pure and simple.  More importantly, I love movies that are bad, unusual, trashy, unique, mystifying, death-defying and sometimes just laughable.  I’m here to share the love.  I want you to find a new movie love here and I want you to tell me all about the movies I haven’t yet seen.  Comment, question, talk about your favorite little known film gem.

Also note that everything on here is purely my opinion.  You’re entitled to your opinion too but please don’t dissolve into petty trash-talkin’ or hate filled rants.  Disagree with me or others all you want but be nice, be intelligent and have a conversation about our movie lovin’ differences.

And if ya want to contact me, shoot me an email at cinemaschminema@gmail.com! 🙂

*Please note that any images or videos do NOT belong to me unless otherwise specified*

  1. Greetings,

    I was wondering if you would like to review a 1 minute horror movie that was written and directed by myself? It’s available on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBt3QI_KqNw

    I know what your thinking!!! Another bloody zombie movie! Well the good news its not really a zombie movie in the traditional sense as the zombie is more of a symbol of media control of the masses.

    Heres the synopsis:
    A zombie sits in a dark shed watching TV. He is content with life; smoking cigarettes and drinking booze, while mindlessly flipping through the television channels. However, what happens when the media stranglehold on him is broken and the mindless garbage being played on the TV turns to static?

    Anyway I hope you enjoy it! Feel free to pass it on to whomever you may think may appreciate it.


    • Hi Evan! Sure, I’d love to review your short. I’ll post about it next week (this week is Creature Feature week here on Cinema Schminema). 🙂 Thanks for the link!

  2. Hello! Just letting you know that I nominated you for a Very Inspiring Blogger Award!:) http://bernadettbon.wordpress.com/2012/06/17/very-inspiring-blogger-award/

  3. I have nominated you for a Versatile Blogger Award, Congrats! 🙂
    Best regards, Arlen

  4. Hi! I really enjoyed your blog 🙂
    I’m gonna follow you and look forward to reading more of your stuff!

  5. I’ve nominated you for a Liebster Award. Follow this link for more. 🙂

  6. To whom it may concern, I have now added you to my blog list
    It’s the personal touch muahahahaha…I forgot what I was doing 😀

  7. Digging the site. Keep up the good work.

  8. Hey thanks for taking the time to follow my little site! I’ve returned the favour, I was going to stop by after seeing Tyson’s post on your site. 🙂

  9. Hey Misty, I finally updated my blogroll and put Cinema Schminema link in there.

  10. Hi, would you like to be part of this – http://cinenematoblog.com/3-for-1/? I would love for you to accept!

  11. Just so you know, I have just nominated you for The Very Inspiring Blogger Award 🙂

  12. Merry Christmas! I’ve nominated you for The Versatile Blogger Award, just follow the link – http://mikesfilmtalk.com/2012/12/22/the-vesatile-blogger-and-blog-of-the-year-2012-merry-christmas-to-me/

  13. Thanks for all the likey goodness. I and my humble blog appreciate it 🙂

  14. ciao! luvFAB blog.

  15. Hi there, thanks for the follow, and loving the blog, do love an old B-movie myself, fantastic work.

  16. Looks like you’ve been nominated on more than one occasion but I figured one more would hurt. Great job on the blog, keep it coming.


  17. Love your blog! Keep up the great work!

    Very happy to be a new follower,

  18. I’d like to inquire as to how to go about getting a review done? I’ve recently finished a short film, a psychological/horror titled ‘Anna’. So far it’s had five festival entries, four nominations and an audience choice award. It would be great to get a review for future festival entries.

  19. It appears i have found a fellow film lover ! Hiya, i have created my own blog all about my love of cinema too and i absolutely love yours ! Keep it up 🙂

  20. Love your blog and I’m there with you, trashy films… ham acting, bad FX, the works. I would absolute LOVE to write a new music score for Plan 9 from Outer Space…. yayaya, keep up the good work 🙂

  21. I would love if you would follow my blog TheMentalVacation. I’m new at this and need all the help/support I can get! I love what I’ve read from your blog so far. Keep up the great writing!

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