Cinema Schminema

Friends have asked me why I watch bad movies and in turn I’ve given multiple reasons. The overarching reason is that I love movies earnestly and uncritically. I can enjoy a B-movie for those tiny glimmers of originality. I can also enjoy when a movie trips up at every possible opportunity and creates a beautiful travesty; Ed Wood was a master at that. However, in my turn to blogging about bad films, I’ve found two more reasons: masochism and camaraderie. I came across a partial review of Anthole Dickfarm, wait sorry, Antfarm Dickhole, on Cinema Schminema. I took a quick look at the film and put it down. Then I came across a stream of consciousness style review on The B-Horror Blog and read that half the B-Horror crew was psychically scarred by this movie. It occurred to me that I had two options. I could either laugh at…