Antfarm Dickhole Redux
When last we left our hapless…um…heroes, there was a whole lot of nothing going on – nothing that included masturbation, ants, and masturbation. So let’s pick up where we left off. Ready, y’all?
- Weird cupcake guy is hitting on the girl sunbathing in the woods. Because that makes sense, sunbathing in the woods…
- “Um…I don’t exactly know my lines…so I will stammer my way through this scientific explanation of how ants are living legos…”
- Now they’re just seeing how many times they can use “ant” in a phrase in one sentence. *sighs*
- Did I miss something? Suddenly several people have been killed by the ants. When did that happen?
- Yay! A detective! Detectives always equal good fun!
- “The word ‘dick’ was spraypainted on your car. I suspect whoever did it knew you.” HA!
- This guy has to be so incredibly stoned. Only stoned people talk like this – completely circular.
- Um..fake toy ant coming out of a fake cock…I agree dude, “Why god, why??”
- “If I can’t have a girlfriend, none of you can either!” This movie was written by stoned 12 year olds, no doubt.
- I don’t even know how to describe what’s happening now, I really don’t. I just…what? Sex with (WITH not IN) a car, bloody vayjayjay and apparently you can lock people into their cars these days by propping a stick up outside the door. WHY AM I WATCHING THIS????
- Not a single woman in this movie wears clothes. They only wear bikinis. With sneakers. I really really dislike this movie.
- This girl is wearing clothes!!! Actual clothing!!!
- Brain water, y’all, brain water.
- Yeah, I always shower in my underwear too.
- I am SO going to laugh when masturbating guy falls through that glass table. Oh wait, he’s not masturbating, he appears to actually be having sex with an open window.
- They’re ANTS people. STEP ON THEM.
And I quit. This movie is quite possibly the stupidest movie I have ever seen (and I don’t use the term “stupid” lightly). Goodbye, Antfarm Dickhole, may you rot in the deepest depths of Hades. I am SO watching a good movie next!
Posted on 2012.24.September, in American Cinema, American Indie, Lo-Budget and tagged antfarm dickhole, sex with cars, sex with windows, showering in your underwear, the things I do, why god why. Bookmark the permalink. 36 Comments.
Cinema Schminema 
Watch Josie and the Pussycats next!
Well, I certainly haven’t seen that in awhile, lol, and it’d be a nice change! Will have to see if it’s streaming on Netflix. 🙂
“I have things to sell. They’re new. They’re ORANGE. “
Is the from Josie? 🙂
This sounds SO TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean there’s only so much beating off and car sex a person can take before they have to quit… right?
Not in the movie, E, not in this movie. *shudders*
I guess there are certain movies we just have to give up on. This sounds like one of them. I applaud you for giving it a go though. You’ve saved so many of us from suffering.
Thank you, atothewr. I suffer so y’all don’t have to – it’s my superpower. 😉
I suggest your next good movie should be The FP (*backflip* *hip thrust* *served*)
Ha, YES!! Where can I find this? *starts searching*
I would try and find your local underground dance dance revolution groups and see if they have it.
If only I knew where those groups were. *sighs* Time to hit the streets and do some research.
Check the local arcades first, the Asian kids (not racist, just saying that they primarily play the game) might know where to score the video or info where the movie is at. You might have to battle them though, so don’t get 187’d.
Hmmm…so I’ll have to go to the movie theatre – it’s the only place I know of that has an arcade. I hope I don’t have to battle though – while I’m a fabulous dancer, I don’t have the coordination for DDR (oxymoronic? Perhaps). Maybe I’ll just ninja them for info instead.
Haha, I love the guy in green’s dance!
You got to own that DDR game. Show them kids what’s up.
Yes. I will RULE. And then start my own gang. But with only girls. Oh this is so fabulous!
man…the girl gangs are always the best gangs, cause they have girls in them. 😦
Girl gangs are the BOMB. I love girl gang movies so so much.
Are you a member of the Switchblade Sisters gang or The Pink Ladies gang.
Switchblade Sisters ALL THE WAY!!! w00t! Pink Ladies are so NOT a gang. And if not SS, then one of the gangs in the Pinky Violence collection for sure.
You fucking rock! 😀
*giggles* Thanks! Right back atcha!
what about The Lizzies from The Warriors. Those chicks were packing
I haven’t seen that…I’ll see if it’s streaming on Netflix!
Just to get you excited about the movie. http://anotherplotdevice.com/2011/06/21/the-warriors/
Excellent!! It’s not on Netflix streaming but I’ll find it somewhere. 🙂
You won’t regret checking it out. Awesome gang battle movie, although not a whole lot of fighting, still dope though.
hahahahaha
amazing
I don’t know if amazing is that right word for this, Andy. 😉
haha well I think any movie that features window sex is a winner.
I shudder to think of what kind of sex is featured in the rest of the movie, lol.
OMG, absolutely amazing! When I have had enough time to mentally prepare myself I’m totally taking this one on 😀 Might I recommend you try Terror at Blood Fart Lake for your next z-adventure?
Good luck you in your Antfarm Dickhole endeavours! 😉 I am so eager to hear your thoughts on it (and see if you can finish it, lol). And WHAT??? (Said like they say on Family Guy) – that sounds so…so very…WHAT??? I am off to find that now…my day is shot. Thanks, James! 😉
I watched the whole film. I’m still riding high and the regret has yet to hit me, so I posted a little review. http://abyssalvault.wordpress.com/2012/10/07/bad-movies/