Drive Thru

Okay, what’s your worst nightmare?  Just sit a moment and think of it.  Got it?  Now my guess is that what you came up with is a fast food clown (ala Ronald McDonald), whose name is Horny, who has gone on a massive killing spree.  What?  NO??  What the hell is wrong with you??  *sighs*  Obviously, you have yet to see the wonder that is Drive Thru because that’s the whole premise and believe me, if you’d seen this one, you would have nightmares too…nightmares of bad acting and lousy plotlines and clowns who go into seizures when they kill people.  Oh, and white 20-something guys pretending they’re thug gangstas, who yell out completely random and meaningless phrases they’ve heard from rappers on MTV.  Seriously, y’all, foshizzle my nizzle and shiz.

I’m so alone and misunderstood. Won’t somebody love me??

Honestly, with better writing the story could’ve been half-way decent.  I mean clowns are scary.  I’ve been working on my own scary clown movie for three years now (entitled Clown!) because I’m terrified of the creatures.  But Horny?  Horny was just sad and a little misunderstood.  Also he was a ghost.  I think.  That part wasn’t entirely clear.  Oh and given the cast (Leighton Meester, Penn Badgley, Melora Hardin), the acting should’ve been wayyyy better.  But alas, there is nothing that could save this from D movie hell.

Fun for a laugh but not a scare!

About mistylayne

I'm a Z movie loving, horror hound, Buffy quoting, Dr. Who watching, geekazoid and seeker of all things unusual. I'm a gypsy wanderer, lover of words, Wendy of the damned and all that jazz. What can I say? I'm complicated.

Posted on 2012.2.July, in American Cinema, Horror, Horror Comedy and tagged , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 11 Comments.

  1. this sounds pitiful. and stupid. and terrible. and no way Jose. I want to see Clown! Let’s get that wrapped up, ok? THX!! Oh – and gangsta life is the life for me. All the way! I’m hard core…

    • IPC, it was ALL of the above, lol. And *giggles* at your hardcore gangsta lifestyle. Foshizzle. And I will try to get Clown! wrapped up. I do desperately want to see it made (especially since I’ll be the star). 😉

      • Yes – I am a hardcore gansta, risk taking S.O.B.!! YAY on Clown! Make it and make a lot of money and finance my movie : ) Yay thanks!!

      • What’s your movie about? How about you finance mine and I’ll finance yours? 😉

      • You can read my movie treatment over on my site on the RAISING HELL tab (if you wanted) – it’s a grindhouse style movie… but modern… I got about 1/3 of the screenplay done before i got too tired of writing it in the screenplay format… I would TOTALLY finance yours if I could but I don’t have any money.

      • I really need to go to pages other than the main one on people’s sites. I am such a terrible reader sometimes. I’ll definitely check it out! 🙂

      • GREAT!! I hope you like! I hope you come up with some money for me! : )

  2. Completely agree. This movie was trying to be somewhat decent, but missed the mark horrible. Fo’shizzle. It also really brought home the fact that 20-something white guys (like myself) really just need to accept the fact that they’re white and move on. Some of that dialogue was cringe worthy.

  3. If I run out of films ready to watch I may watch this but that doesn’t look likely 🙂


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