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THE FIRST EVER SHITFEST SOCIAL!!! THE SECRET VILLAGE (2013)

mistylayne:

Well, I and a whole buncha other people had a shit load of fun today over at the first Shitfest Social! We gathered together to watch “The Secret Village” and did a live commentary as we watched. Super fun and a great time was had by all! Swing on by and check out the comments to see how great (or horrible) this movie really was! :)

Originally posted on Isaacs Picture Conclusions:

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In just a few short hours, I’ll be live commenting on this movie in the comments section of this post. I had a handful of people say that they’d join me so hopefully they’ll show up!! If not – I guess it’ll just be me! If nothing else – I guess that means more beer and pickles for me!! I hope you tune in! This could be good fun!

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UPDATE: The big event starts in 6 minutes!!! And LUKEhas promised to dance The Cooch!!!!

UPDATE: HERE WE GO!!

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SHITFEST 2014: WINTER ~ GEORGE BIDDLE, CPA (2012)

mistylayne:

Carry and mine’s take on Shitfest Winter 2014 – George Biddle, CPA. Yes, it’s as bad as it sounds!

Originally posted on Isaacs Picture Conclusions:

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1) This video is hilarious!

2) Why would you two watch THIS????

3) It took me fucking forever to find a decent sized poster for this!

4) This was wonderful

5) THANK YOU TWO!!

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Thankskilling

mistylayne:

In honor of today, I re-present “Thankskilling” in all it’s cinematic glory! Have a wonderful Thanksgiving and eat lots of food! Me? I’ll be with friends and since this is, for some reason, a big drinking holiday up here – well, if you see any blogging from me later, just ignore it. ;)

Originally posted on Cinema Schminema:

It’s a day late but yesterday was a busy day so I hope everybody had a wonderful Thanksgiving!

I present to you the cinematic masterpiece and the perfect Thanksgiving movie: Thankskilling!  Now this was the perfect movie for the day after Thanksgiving – epically stupid and epically funny and epically ridiculous.  Here in all its glory is the play by play recap!

  • This movie starts with a nipple shot – how on earth can it be bad?
  • Wait, did Pilgrim women not wear shirts?  Nobody ever told me they were nudists, dammit.
  • That turkey just said “Nice tits, bitch.”  I love this movie so much.
  • I am so naming my kids General Bastard and Wanda Lust.
  • Since when do kids get so excited about Thanksgiving they start ripping their clothes off?
  • He just referred to his bicep as a Weapon of Mass Destruction…
  • I’m fairly certain this is set…

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A PERSONAL GHOST STORY FOR OCTOBER 6, 2013

mistylayne:

Shared some personal, true life ghost stories over on Written in Blood so head over and check them out! And if YOU have any ghost stories, send them in for Halloween Month! :)

Originally posted on Written in Blood:

We are moving right along with another contribution of a personal ghost story for the month of Hallow-tober, or Octo-ween if you prefer.

This one comes from Misty at Cinema Schinema:

My parents’ house, the house where I grew up, had a friendly (and mischievous) spirit in it.  Odd things would regularly occur such as footsteps on the stairs when no one was there or hearing someone say my voice when I was alone.  There were also times where as I walked down the hall to my room, the door would open on its own.  Stuff like that.  I eventually named the spirit “Harold”, and he/she/it kind of became part of the family.  Oh and Harold eventually took up playing the drums – after I left for college, my brother and parents told me that every night for like 15 minutes my brother’s drum set in the basement would…

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Giveaway: Steelheart by Brandon Sanderson

mistylayne:

Anyone a fan of Brandon Sanderson? A friend is doing a giveaway on his blog – all you have to do is leave a comment saying what your fave Sanderson book is. I have no idea who Sanderson is but the book looks pretty cool so check it out! :)

Originally posted on Craft Books:

IT’S THE FIRST CRAFT BOOKS GIVE-AWAY.

::muppet arms, muppet arms, a thousand balloons popping at once, hyperventilation, oh god I’m going to pass out, I’m going to pass out::

Thanks to the ever kind Paperpack Princess, Nicole, I have an extra ARC of Steelheart that I would love to give away to one of you very fine readers! US and Canada only for now.

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The only thing you have to do is this:

Comment below and tell me what your favorite Brandon Sanderson book is, and why.

That’s it. You don’t have to follow me, (though you can if you’d like), you don’t have to reblog me a thousand times (again, nice but only if you want to), and you don’t have to wash my car (though if you can get me a car, that’d be swell).

The contest will run for a week, and that night, October 3rd…

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SHITFEST 2013: FALL ~ FDR: AMERICAN BADASS!

mistylayne:

My entry in Shitfest Fall Edition is here!! And I had a little help from a friend or two. ;)

Originally posted on Isaacs Picture Conclusions:

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BY: MISTY AND CARRY

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Here you go……..!!! (be careful, salty language inside this video) 

What just happened here?? BAM!

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SHITFEST 2013 ENTRY 20: SHARK WEEK (2012)

mistylayne:

My entry for Shitfest 2013? Shark Week starring a Kenny Rogers look-alike, a Stockard Channing wannabe and a whole bunch of poorly CGI’d sharks.

Originally posted on Isaacs Picture Conclusions:

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Entry by: CINEMA SCHMINEMA

(OUR SECOND SHARK THEMED ENTRY!!!)

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As we all know, I watch a SHIT ton of movies that would be appropriate for SHITFEST 2013, so it was difficult to decide how to go about preparing my entry.  Take something old from my site?  Watch something terrible that I would never blog about on my site?  (Hey, it could happen!) Or just watch something entirely new that I wasn’t familiar with?  I decided to go with the last one and stumbled across the wonderfully titled Shark Week (we all know how I love my creature features!).  This is one of those shit-tacular movies I love to hate on because it seriously, at times, left me with a lack of words.  I’d like to say it was because I was watching on about 5 hours of sleep in 3 weeks while I worked on data entry but…

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Texting Tuesdays [Misty Layne]

Film Hipster interviewed me for Texting Tuesdays! Check out my answers and find out why I am apparently an anomaly in the movie watching world… ;)

Read Between the Lines

mistylayne:

New poem by me. Photo by Cat Miller.

Originally posted on GUERRILLA GRAFFITI MAGAZINE:

By Misty Layne

Photo by Cat Miller

Photo by Cat Miller

love, beloved
you don’t understand
it’s so beautiful when you smile
how someone can love you without asking anything in return
and when we spend time together
(it’s rare, I know)
lost together in the same dream
trust doesn’t come easy
and time passes us by
but one day you must
in whispered secrets
believe
unspoken words finally formed
otherwise you’ll break
i can’t explain
and you don’t yet understand
my love.

Poem by Misty Layne

Poem by Misty Layne

Photo by Cat Miller

Photo by Cat Miller

SEE MORE OF MISTY’S WRITING AT CINEMASCHMINEMA.COM.

SEE MORE PHOTOS BY CAT MILLER.

READ MORE POETRY.

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The Lovely Seeker

mistylayne:

New short story by me up at Guerrilla Graffiti (a lot of you read it back in October but now it has some groovy art work along with).

Originally posted on GUERRILLA GRAFFITI MAGAZINE:

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Art by Sydney Barton

I sought Death.

Death isn’t an easy fellow to find, not if you’re trying, that is. If you’re not expecting him, he’ll surely come knocking at your door but for me he was elusive.
I’d been searching for him since I was a child. I admit he scared me, but he utterly fascinated me all the same. Death was exotic and unknown. Other girls could make do with the rough-and-tumble boys from the wrong side of town, but not me. Motorcycles and gangs, sex and rock’n’roll held no interest for me. I wanted the greatest high there was….I was a foolish girl.
I can admit that now after these long, long years, I’ve spent a lifetime, possibly two by this point, searching. And now I simply wait as the years go by. I wait and watch as the world around me changes to something unfamiliar and…

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