Zombie Apocalypse! (but no zombies...)
It has been made abundantly clear that should there be a zombie apocalypse, I will likely become a zombie within about 3 days. If not, it will be by pure accident, or by the sheer will and determination of others to keep me human.
I know this, because I just spent the last week dealing with Hurricane Sandy.
At around 6:35pm Monday, while trying to finish up a rather minor quest in Star Wars:The Old Republic, everything went dark.